Welcome to my little corner of the Internet. Here you will discover the various snippets of wisdom and lunacy that appear to make me what I am ( I should clarify, I don’t have any idea what they are. I’ve been looking for years and still haven’t figured that shit out).

What I can tell you is as follows – (1) My name is not really Pablo, but you can call me whatever you want. (2) There will be swearing – FUCK YEAH! (3) I post as and when the mood takes me so don’t expect anything like a regular schedule.

This website is my internet stream of consciousness, nothing more, nothing less. I suspect there will be waffle and quite possibly the odd rant or two.

There is a high likelihood that there will be typos, spelling mistakes and other assorted crimes against grammar. I wouldn’t bother pointing them out to me as it’s unlikely that I’ll fix em.

If you are that way inclined you can find me also over there on Bluesky. It probably won’t come as any surprise to discover my Bluesky username is @PabloCheesecake.

Are we all good? Splendid. Strap yourselves in dear reader. Shit is about to get weird.